Knock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. (Sigh) Banana who? Knock knock Who’s effing there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? I’ll let myself out.

Knock knock Who’s there Europe Europe who? No… you’re a poo

Knock Knock Who’s there? Seinfeld Seinfeld who? Seinfeld up ya Mum! (I suck at this game)

Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? ~DAISY ME ROLLIN’…. They hatin’…~

knock knock WHOs there? Yes World Health Organisation here Yes World Health Organisation WHO? Yes thats right.

Knock knock. Whose there? Stan. Stan who? Stand aside I’m coming through!

Knock know? Who’s there? Interrupting cow Interup… Mooooooo!!!!

Isobel who? Is a bell no working?! Been at this door for ages!