The Hard Knock Knocks has some of the funniest Australian stand-up comedians who coach our comedy courses. Yet ironically these comedy legends are not experts in writing knock knock jokes. Not that we teach them – they are more suitable as ‘Dad Jokes’. That being said, the Hard Knock Knocks is often asked, “what IS the funniest knock knock joke?”, and so, to put the matter at rest, we’ve decided to ask the comedy community for their input and votes.
Vote up (or down) the funniest knock knock joke below. Better still, add your own!
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- 9DaisyWho’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? ~DAISY ME ROLLIN’.... They hatin’...~
- 5Whos thereknock knock WHOs there? Yes World Health Organisation here Yes World Health Organisation WHO? Yes thats right.
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- 2Fruit saladKnock knock. Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock Who’s there? Banana. (Sigh) Banana who? Knock knock Who’s effing there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad I didn’t say banana again? I’ll l... Read more...
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If you’re a stand-up comedy fan, and would like to join a supportive community of comedy lovers, then be sure to join the Hard Knock Knocks Community on Facebook. Better still, join our upcoming stand-up comedy courses in Adelaide, Melbourne and Sydney. Courses run from Sunday to Thursday, 6.30 pm to 9.30 pm. Plus, you’ll get access to our online stand-up comedy course, narrated by veteran comedian Greg Fleet, as well as a professionally produced video of your graduation in front of a huge paying audience. Graduates are also paid to perform at the Adelaide Fringe and Melbourne International Comedy Festival, as well as Punchlines Comedy Club in Port Melbourne.