So you’re secured a gig. Great! Problem is, it’s at a venue that doesn’t own its own equipment. No stage, lighting or sound, which means you’ll need to bring it all.
What are the five essentials to rent for your comedy show?
1. Wired Microphone (Reliable and Practical)
A wired microphone is always better than a wireless mic, especially if you have no tech support. Wired mics are more robust, can’t lose a signal, and don’t rely on batteries. A Shure SM58 is the go to mic for comedians because it doesn’t have an on/off switch – meaning you can’t mute yourself by accident.
2. Microphone Stand (Straight, not boom)
There’s two types of mic stands on the market. You want to be sure to buy the right one.
Having your own mic stand can be a lifesaver. Some venues don’t have one, or the one they offer might be broken or wobbly. A portable, collapsible stand ensures you’re ready to go, whether you need it for hands-free delivery or a bit of physical comedy.
3. Portable Spotlight (or Par Can lights)
Lighting can make or break your set, especially in venues where the “stage” is just a corner of a pub. Just as bad, you might be up on a large stage, but without any lighting you are literally in the dark. If the audience can’t see you, it’s going to be an uphill battle to keep and maintain their attention, let alone get a laugh
There are two ways to go when it comes to lighting. A high-powered spotlight, which is positioned at the back of the room, away from tripping feet and high enough to avoid shadows from your audience’s heads is one option. Alternatively, you can position the lighting closer with a flood of light from a par can light.
A Chauvet DJ LED Followspot 75ST will cost around $85 a night in rental, whereas two Chauvet par can lights will set you back around $19 each.
4. Small Portable Stage
At the very least you should own a one by one metre stage.
Why?
Because unlike children, comedians should be seen and heard. That’s very difficult if the audience are, say, standing and looking around in confusion, trying to find where the jokes are coming from.
If you’re performing in venues with no designated stage area—like cafes, function rooms, or outdoor events—a small, portable stage can elevate your presence (literally). Modular risers or foldable stage platforms help distinguish the performance area and focus audience attention where it belongs: on you.
5. Speaker(s)
Two speakers are better than one. That way you can cover a larger audience, and also compete with any noise from a neighbouring bar, smokers room, or even outside.
As for size, the industry still uses Imperial measurements. Two 10-inch speakers will be okay for a room that sits around 50. If you’re performing to a larger audience then definitely get the 12-inch speakers. Rental cost 12-inch speaker per day is $49. This may or may not include a speaker.
5. Sound Desk (Optional)
A portable sound desk is a game-changer, especially in venues with minimal audio infrastructure. A good desk allows you to control bass, tone, volume, and mic levels with precision, ensuring your voice comes through clean and clear. Better still, most desks allow for Bluetooth connectivity, so you can play intro music, sound cues, or even background audio seamlessly. It adds a layer of professionalism and showmanship that sets you apart.
Don’t bother with anything overly complicated. The E-lektron-SE8 is small, simple to use, and includes Bluetooth. Two cables go from the sound desk to the speakers, and another cable runs from the microphone to the desk. Simple. You’ll be looking at renting the E-lektron-SE8 for around $15 per day.
Final Thoughts
Life on the road is a comedy bootcamp—equal parts thrilling and unpredictable. But with the right gear, a sharp set, and a bit of grit, you’ll be ready for anything. So pack smart, stay flexible, and remember: every great comedian once started with a mic, a joke, and a long road ahead.